she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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