lets start a swedish sibling band together
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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