benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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