so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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