Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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