I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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