these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.