adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup