All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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