Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize