Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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