she takes plan B like it's going out of style
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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