He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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