Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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