And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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