Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Watching her eat just hurts me
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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