Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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