What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
This is my gift to your gina
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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