walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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