i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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