We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You need a sexual gate keeper
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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