So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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