i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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