wat bout pragnant strippers??
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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