i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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