When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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