Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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