he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
