So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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