help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
My vagina just recognized that song.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
