My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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