butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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