oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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