I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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