I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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