watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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