You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just had sex on a roof
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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