so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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