I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
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She has the best kind of daddy issues
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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