4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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