Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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