My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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