i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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