FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
