Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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