Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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