Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up