so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?