he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Do you have feelings for this penis?