Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.