Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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