Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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