the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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