I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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