Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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