I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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