windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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