is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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