Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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