When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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